Father's Day Dad Jokes from South Shore Health
Dads are known for many different things, but there's nothing that draws more deep sighs or groans than the classic dad joke. We're all familiar with dad jokes. They're the jokes that are so bad, they're actually good; so cheesy, you can't help but laugh.
In celebration of Father's Day, we asked employees from around South Shore Health to share their favorite dad jokes. Some shared jokes they remembered hearing from their own dads while growing up. Others shared jokes they probably used on their own kids in the past few weeks.
They all have one thing in common: they'll make you roll your eyes, but you won't be able to keep yourself from smiling.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!
"What do you call a man floating in a pond? Bob."
- Mike Sperling, Executive Director, Information Systems
"Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one."
- Tim Quigley, RN, SVP, Chief Nursing Officer
"I’d forgotten how to use my boomerang, then it came back to me."
- Antony Sheehan, President & CEO, Aspire Health Alliance
"Where did Captain Hook get his hook? At the second hand store."
- Dave Reilly, Director, Marketing
"When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."
- Luke Poppish, VP Operational Excellence